“How I Met Your Mother” (HIMYM) is known for its witty humor, unforgettable characters, and legendary pick-up lines.
Whether you’re trying to impress someone or just want to add a bit of charm to your conversation, these pick-up lines inspired by the show are sure to help you out. So grab your best suit and get ready to rizz it up!
1. Classic Ted Mosby Lines
- “Hi, I’m Ted. And I’m a hopeless romantic.” ❤️
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 👀
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 🔍
- “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” 🥒
- “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?” 🍇
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🌟
- “Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏡
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!” 😲
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!” 🧪
- “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!” 🥊
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!” 🍍
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.” 🔥
- “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.” 📶
2. Smooth Barney Stinson Lines
- “Haaaave you met Ted?” 😏
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.” 📸
- “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” 🚗
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 🗺️
- “Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest!” 💰
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 🤕
- “I must be a snowstorm because I’m falling for you!” ❄️
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.” ⏳
- “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.” 🚔
- “You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life.” 📖
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!” 💋
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!” 🦫
- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” 🔥
- “Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were meant to meet.” 🌌
- “If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.” 📜
3. Charming Marshall Eriksen Lines
- “Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 🚶♂️
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!” ⌨️
- “I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.” 🧞♂️
- “Are you made of bologna? Because you’re bologna-ing me!” 🥪
- “Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.” 🍹
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” 🏃♂️
- “Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.” 🍩
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?” ☀️
- “You must be an angel because you look heavenly.” 😇
- “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!” 🐔
- “Is your name Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.” ☕
- “You’re like a fine wine; the more I drink, the better I feel!” 🍷
- “Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.” 🍽️
- “You’re like my favorite book: I can’t put you down!” 📚
- “Are you a time capsule? Because I want to explore your past.” ⏳
4. Funny and Lighthearted Lines
- “I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you around.” 😄
- “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!” 🔺
- “Can I tie your shoes? Because I can’t have you falling for anyone else!” 👟
- “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!” 🌌
- “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us!” 🐱
- “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️
- “You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 😏
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!” 💄
- “I’m not a doctor, but I can prescribe a date!” 💊
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” 🥒
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day!” 💡
- “Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met ‘the one’!” 💰
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!” 🦫
- “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence!” 🚔
5. Clever and Creative Lines
- “I must be a snowstorm because I’m falling for you!” ❄️
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” 🔤
- “I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.” 📞
- “You must be an interior decorator because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.” 🛋️
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!” 🔥
- “Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-Dumbledore you!” ⚡
- “You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!” 🎩
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” ❤️
- “You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real!” 📐
- “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!” 🍔
- “Are you a time machine? Because you make me feel like I’m in the future!” ⏳
- “Excuse me, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine!” 🍹
- “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” 😘
- “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!” 🔺
- “Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you!” 🗼
6. Flirty and Fun Lines
- “Is it hot in here or is it just you?” 🔥
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” 🗺️
- “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.” 🚔
- “Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏡
- “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.” 📸
- “You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!” 🧪
- “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.” 🤕
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” 🍍
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!” 😲
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 🔍
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.” ⏳
- “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?” ☀️
- “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.” 🚗
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” 🥒
7. Playful and Cheeky Lines
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 🚶♂️
- “Are you a time machine? Because I see a future with you.” ⏳
- “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” 😘
- “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!” 🌟
- “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!” 🍔
- “You must be a campfire because you’re hot and I want s’more!” 🔥
- “Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam!” 🦫
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.” ✏️
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” 🔤
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📖
- “You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met ‘the one’!” 💰
- “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!” 💄
- “Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!” ⌨️
8. Romantic and Heartfelt Lines
- “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?” 🚶♂️
- “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.” ❄️
- “Every moment with you is a moment I treasure.” ⏳
- “You must be a star because your beauty lights up the night.” ⭐
- “If you were a flower, you’d be a beautiful rose.” 🌹
- “Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.” 🍽️
- “You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight.” 💕
- “Your smile is like sunshine on a rainy day.” ☀️
- “If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller.” 📚
- “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.” 📸
- “You must be a miracle because meeting you feels like one.” 🌟
- “In a world full of temporary things, you’re my forever.” 💍
- “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” 🔤
- “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly.” 🥪
- “Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.” ❤️
9. Clever and Witty Lines
- “Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes.” 🗺️
- “Is it ok if I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏡
- “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” 😘
- “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!” 🧪
- “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!” 🥧
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.” ⏳
- “You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” ❤️
- “Is it just me, or did it just get a whole lot hotter in here?” 🌡️
- “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.” 👽
- “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!” 🥒
- “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.” 🏃♂️
- “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.” 🔍
- “Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.” 🍽️
10. Unique and Creative Lines
- “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.” 🍍
- “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.” 💰
- “If looks could kill, you’d definitely be a heartbreaker.” 💔
- “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.” 📖
- “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!” 🍔
- “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!” 🔥
- “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.” ✏️
- “You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.” 💡
- “You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” 🎩
- “Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.” 🏡
- “If you were a flower, you’d be a beautiful rose.” 🌹
- “Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!” 💄
- “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.” 🚗
- “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.” ⏳
